shit said off screen when bella isn’t paying attention in twilight, a compilation; 

‘why you shutting down my game. let the playa play’ ‘oh yeah what you playing huh t-ball??’ 

‘we’re talking olympic size’ ‘there’s no way. he’s so skinny. it doesn’t make sense’ 

‘why do you keep arguing with me? you just need em, you’ll get frostbite’ 

something about generating zombie worms

‘DON’T DRINK IT- its for the plaaaaants’